Church Computer Accidentally Plays Porn During Service.

Laughs. I'm sure ya'll know that was no accident. The operator, i mean dude in charge of that device must have been watching porn right inside a place of worship.

Well, for him to confirm that church serves a Living God, the Holy Spirit came down, override his own input and played his ikoro video just to expose him.

Word was actually that the congregation started giggling and acting up until the Pastor turned around to see why the reaction.  Chai, this is so embarrasing.

see instagram post below;

BODY PAINT: Who Do You prefer Guyz(Photo)

You see ehn, there's nothing wrong with been aware of your limitation and respecting ya old age. I've always preached self assessment to avoid delusion.

Just look. I mean have a good look at the two pictures we have here. They both are naked with Body Paint On but who do you think has the ability to ginger your swagger. Like who is capable to wake up your Junior John Pope at lightening speed.

Hehehehehehe, you guyz too like Iranu. I see you laughing, yes you. E dey your body.

See pictures below,

VACATION: Lindsay Lohan Bitten By Snake In Thailand.

What's with Thailand and celebrities sef. 

Lindsay Lohan just revealed she was bitten by a snake while on vacation in Thailand.

The 31-year-old actress took to Instagram Story Thursday to share a picture of her snake bite. In the first video post, Lindsay showed her social media followers the view from her location in Phuket, Thailand.

"I love this, it's so beautiful, amazing place...aside from my snake bite," she said.

In a second video, Lindsay shared with her followers, "Hi! I'm still in Phuket in Thailand, it's beautiful here and yeah I got bit by a snake on a hike the other day."

REVEALED..Ways Supermarkets Are Spying On You!!!

POPPING into the supermarket to pick up a few bits of shopping doesn't take long - but is enough time for retailers to use clever technology to track your movements and spy on you without you even knowing.

Last week, it emerged supermarkets such as Tesco and Sainsbury's are using the contents of shoppers baskets to decide what to charge for their insurance premiums.

New technologies are giving stores even greater powers to snoop on their shoppers

SEX..Ghanaian & Nigerian Women Are Terrible In Bed - Counsellor

I can't stop laughing. See nyansh opening. After they will be forming upandan, claiming title, calling themselves Slay Queen, Slay Mama, Madam Baddest, Classy Olosho, Taste & turn Mario ati bebelo. Make dem begin perform for bed na, story go enter. Na to slay like wood for bed, no action.

Please please please, don't conman form vex for me here, this bros Counselor is so correct. Testimonies abound. Na we-we so we know ourselves. Lazyness is our middle name.

REPORT: India to Overtake UK and France to Become Fifth-Largest Economy in 2018

India looks set to leapfrog Britain and France next year to become the world's fifth-largest economy in dollar terms, a report showed on Tuesday. The Centre for Economics and Business Research (Cebr) consultancy's 2018 World Economic League Table painted an upbeat view of the global economy, boosted by cheap energy and technology prices.

Ahead of New Year, Bitcoin Faces Meltdown

Bitcoin is facing a major downturn as the much vouched cryptocurrency's valuation is taking a hit in the holiday season.

On Friday, bitcoin slumped to the lowest point of $10,400 before stabilising a little in Tuesday's trading. This figure is far short of the dizzying heights it reached, as it came within striking distance of the $20,000 milestone.

The retrenchment isn't typical for cryptos, which often snap back after a few losing sessions. The last time bitcoin dropped for five successive weekdays was September and, before that, July.

REVEALED: Requirements To Marry A Slay Queen!

Biko lemme laugh small. hahahaha. E like like say her yellow skin dey deceive am.

Ok, i'll go further. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. See face!

This is one of the things our Legendary Fela Anikulapo Kuti saw when he sang ''Confusion Break Bone''. Tori Olorun, how can a man possess all this qualities? Is he God?

So on twitter, a lady suddenly woke up and remembered 2017 is nearly gone without her dream MAN so she decided to take it by force (as those in the Kingdom of Heaven did when they suffereth violence).

Babe came on twitter and declared the following. Please apply if you meet the criteria. Na automatic ticket to slay p**sy.

see tweet below;

Trump's Impeachment: Democrats Clash Over Implications!!!

After bruising defeats in Virginia, New Jersey, and Alabama, Republicans are bracing for the possibility that Democrats take back the House in 2018—and Democrats, after a year in the wilderness, are beginning to seriously debate the political ramifications of impeaching Donald Trump if they do. For months, the Democratic base has been agitating for leadership to take more aggressive steps to censure the president. Until now, the idea of impeaching Trump has taken a backseat to more prosaic concerns. But if Democrats take back the House, that conversation will quickly enter the mainstream—as will the attendant political risks.

Hillary Clinton Got $86m illegal Contribution!!!

In an interview Tuesday with MSNBC, after calling for a “purge” of FBI agents proven to be biased against President Trump, Rep. Francis Rooney (R-Fla.) made an eye-popping accusation against Hillary Clinton.

“We’ve seen a lot of ends-before-the-means culture, both out of the Obama administration; out of Hillary Clinton, you know, with her $84 million of potentially illegal campaign contributions or the Clinton Foundation Uranium One [scandal],” said Rooney. “People need a good clean government.”

Woman In Court For Cutting Neighbour’s Head

A middle aged woman, Mary Johnson, 24, was arraigned by the Police at an Apapa Magistrates’ Court in Lagos State, for allegedly cutting her neighbour’s head with razor blade.

Johnson, who resides at Okito Str., Ajegunle, Lagos is standing trial on a charge of assault. The accused, however, pleaded not guilty when the charge was read to her.

Police prosecutor, Sgt. Olusegun Kokoye, told the court that the accused committed the offence on June, 23 at their apartment.

Crude Oil Price at $67 per barrel...

Oil price Wednesday hit $67 per barrel for the first time since May 2015, before dropping to $66.27 despite the supply disruptions in Libya and the North Sea.

The price of both crude futures fell after hitting a near two-and-a-half year high in previous session as analysts suggest the rally was gradually running out of steam.

Prisoners Attack Staff At Ikot Ekpene Prison Leading To Escape!!!

Kitchen staffs on duty at Ikot Ekpene Prison in Akwa-Ibom were attacked by prisoners on Wednesday, leading to their escape.

This was revealed in a statement made by ASP Ogbajie J. Ogbajie, Command Public Relations Officer to newsmen.

According to reports, prisoners seized an axe from a fellow inmate attached to the kitchen, using it to inflict deep cut on other inmates’ and thereafter made for the rear entrance of the prison.